The Hypochondria Blog » March 2009
March 27, 2009
Is this it?
I have probably been concerned about my health for as long as I can remember. I almost can't bear to think how many hours I have spent pondering over what is wrong with me. When I am in one of my anxious periods it is almost unbearable. Anxiety attacks, hours browsing the web and health books together with imagining how I am going to cope with the illness, outcome etc dominate the weeks until I can seek reassurance that I am not at that time actually suffering from the condition that I am most confinced I have. What is probably most comical is although I sort of believe I don't have the illness which has preoccupied me for so long I then worry that the amount of time I have spent worrying about it has probably started the ball rolling and I am just about to get the illness! I know it sounds madness when all around me other people are actually being ill and experiencing the horror of really coping but I just don't seem to be able to completely stop the process.
Anyway I just thought this may ring bells.
March 17, 2009
I have hypochondria
hypochionjdria is so gay and i have it cuz when i get kicked in the head im like "FUCK I GOT BRAIN TUMOR" but really i just got kicked in the head and it hurts but i think i have a brain tumor. when i went to school yesterday im okay but when im alone in my room and i have a stomachache im like "FUCK I GOT STOMACH ULCERS OH SHIT" and then i drink a bunch of drain-o but it doesnt help it only makes me feel worse it makes me puke and then im like "OH SHIT I GOT BULIMIA OR MAYBE ANOREIXA!" so then i dont eat for like six days but then when i faint i get up and go eat a cheeseburger and im like "OH YEAH THATS GOOD"
So thats the story of my life.
