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March 17, 2009

I have hypochondria

Author: Staff

hypochionjdria is so gay and i have it cuz when i get kicked in the head im like "FUCK I GOT BRAIN TUMOR" but really i just got kicked in the head and it hurts but i think i have a brain tumor. when i went to school yesterday im okay but when im alone in my room and i have a stomachache im like "FUCK I GOT STOMACH ULCERS OH SHIT" and then i drink a bunch of drain-o but it doesnt help it only makes me feel worse it makes me puke and then im like "OH SHIT I GOT BULIMIA OR MAYBE ANOREIXA!" so then i dont eat for like six days but then when i faint i get up and go eat a cheeseburger and im like "OH YEAH THATS GOOD"

So thats the story of my life.

Posted by Staff on March 17, 2009 9:35 AM | DIGG | | furl


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